Depends on the conviction. If it was something that was settled in front of a judge with police as the primary witnesses, I probably wouldn’t care. If it was a serious crime decided by a jury, I’d give that a lot more weight.

This is likely more disruptive and annoying for the people working there, who then have to manually create a ticket and enter it into their ordering system, vs. an online order that does that automatically.

In the 90s? Sure.

“A man was murdered beside me during my meal.”

“It was you! You murdered your dining companion!”

“That doesn’t change the facts.”

I tried to go to the wikipedia page for ants, but the text was way too small. I’m just going to stick with wikipedia for humans.

I would never say “Sorry your dog died 😭”, because emoji by their nature add too much levity to such a statement.

I think this depends heavily on which ones you use. The simple ones like 🙁 are fine (IMO); they’re often autocorrected from :( which I’ve never seen as making light of the situation. I use those a lot just to indicate the tone of a message. There’s a big difference between “I’m so sorry 🙁” and “I’m so sorry 😉”.

Start it at like, 7’, but have it slowly lower at a rate of, say, 1 inch per 5 minutes. See how long it takes people to notice.

This is me any time I’m going somewhere. If I have to get on a plane at 1PM, I’m arriving in the airport at 9AM at the latest. Otherwise, I just feel increasingly anxious the longer I wait. I’d rather spend three and a half hours sitting in a terminal than be stressing out about whether I’m going to make it in time.

Not to mention, if you miss a payment, you typically have to pay interest on the full original loan from the date you took it out, at some egregiously high interest rate.

I am quite familiar. Relatively few comics make me actually tear up, but almost all of hers do (as does this one).

Credit where it’s due; his work is excellent.

Not sure why that is! Maybe try copying / pasting the url?

Comic as a whole: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/pet-foolery/list?title_no=691801

This episode (part 1): https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/pet-foolery/big-jack/viewer?title_no=691801&episode_no=94

Part 2: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/pet-foolery/big-jack-2/viewer?title_no=691801&episode_no=98

Artist is Ben Hed; he has an instagram, as well: https://www.instagram.com/pet_foolery/

Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.

Ooh, this looks great!

“If you want to make a historically accurate moon landing sim, you must first model the universe.” -Carl Sagan

Mark my words, someone’s going to make a video game with 100% historical accuracy with this.

he sure is an antichrist

He is anti-Christ.

The problem is that it says it in the same general section that it talks about how to treat your slaves and things, so it’s really kind of ridiculous to cherry pick this one thing as something we should uphold today while ignoring everything else.

Never been to Germany, but this makes me want to go, not going to lie.

This would unironically be awesome at the end of a cosmic horror themed campaign. Some elder god the PCs have antagonized turns to the players and addresses them directly - not their characters, but the players - in a fourth-wall-breaking moment, acknowledging their existence and directly threatening them. Then the DM breaks out health and sanity bars for everyone at the table, and starts ticking off damage on them.