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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down6·5 months agoI still think It’s weird how christians worship a Jew.
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·5 months agoAnd an edible zombie one at that.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoWho’s wasted 24/7.
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoLich. He meets the criteria way better.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoI came here to say basically the same thing. Have people forgotten, that Jesus is considered the King of the Jews? 🤔
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·5 months agoA rando born in a barn and who was wanted dead by his people is the king of them? Says who.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews I’m not religious BTW.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoSo it’s by Christians, who the fuck are they to decide who someone else’s king is.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoMight want to look into how Christianity came to be. It wasn’t a separate religion early on
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoHe’s not. He’s a Roman, his father’s a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, and his name is Naughtius Maximus.
minus-squaretoastboy79@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down4·5 months agoHe ain’t our king. Homeboy did not meet all of the criteria for him to be the Jewish Messiah, his followers conveniently ignored that.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews Disclaimer: I am absolutely not any sort of religious expert.
minus-squaretoastboy79@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoSo that’s from the new testament which is all Christian stuff.
minus-squareuienia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoHe was not considered the king of Jews by the Jews though (except mockingly). I should think they would have a say in the matter.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoI dunno, I never met the fella 🤷♂️
minus-squareJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoIt really just boils down to people arguing over which is better Judaism or Judaism Special Edition.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI guess that’s straight from the priest’s dick.
minus-squareMightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoHow can a person be a follower of himself?
minus-squarepsivchaz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoA lot of people don’t follow their own advice or beliefs. It’d actually be super cool to find someone who does.
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoReal Christians understand there is no 1 true religion. Jesus said follow him, not xyz church.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWhat makes one a true christian?
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·5 months agoCharitable works, a life of pacifism, poverty and asceticism spent caring for the needy and an on going good-faith attempt to make good on mistakes that deviate from that.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoWhere does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
minus-squareuienia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoWell, according to the person you replied to Christians doesn’t exist, so it is a moot questions.
minus-squaredullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months ago“I will build my church” - Jesus
I still think It’s weird how christians worship a Jew.
And an edible zombie one at that.
Who’s wasted 24/7.
Lich. He meets the criteria way better.
I came here to say basically the same thing.
Have people forgotten, that Jesus is considered the King of the Jews? 🤔
A rando born in a barn and who was wanted dead by his people is the king of them?
Says who.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
I’m not religious BTW.
So it’s by Christians, who the fuck are they to decide who someone else’s king is.
Might want to look into how Christianity came to be. It wasn’t a separate religion early on
He’s not. He’s a Roman, his father’s a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, and his name is Naughtius Maximus.
He ain’t our king. Homeboy did not meet all of the criteria for him to be the Jewish Messiah, his followers conveniently ignored that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
Disclaimer: I am absolutely not any sort of religious expert.
So that’s from the new testament which is all Christian stuff.
He was not considered the king of Jews by the Jews though (except mockingly). I should think they would have a say in the matter.
I dunno, I never met the fella 🤷♂️
It really just boils down to people arguing over which is better Judaism or Judaism Special Edition.
I guess that’s straight from the priest’s dick.
Nothing straight about this DLC
How can a person be a follower of himself?
Me and Homer be like
A lot of people don’t follow their own advice or beliefs. It’d actually be super cool to find someone who does.
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Real Christians understand there is no 1 true religion. Jesus said follow him, not xyz church.
What makes one a true christian?
Charitable works, a life of pacifism, poverty and asceticism spent caring for the needy and an on going good-faith attempt to make good on mistakes that deviate from that.
Where does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
It doesn’t.
Well, according to the person you replied to Christians doesn’t exist, so it is a moot questions.
“I will build my church” - Jesus