I was like 9 before they told me procreation didn’t involve a woman’s belly button.

It took a while to load on my phone and the longer it took the bigger my hope and smile. Big relentless reward now.

It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.

goo.gle will continue to work beyond 2025

goo.gl will not

When a fetus starts to move: “quickening”

Every time Americans are assigned a Republican president, the amount of Americans entitled to seek asylum elsewhere ticks up again.

That’s actually and ironically super encouraging to hear! I’ve become afraid of this trap that I see miserable older people slide into at will.

Thank you.

People say wild stuff like this when they’re young. The 89-year-olds in this scenario change their minds. Every time.

Instead of living that long, I would like to donate those years to the rest of you people. What’s 120 ÷ 8 000 000 000?

Me and Homer be like

Nothing straight about this DLC

I’m told that all food I have ever eaten is chemicals

Alpine Linux? Hells yes. Actively. Super small. Does its job extremely well.

What’s the United States’ problem. Not necessarily related to your answer.

“I don’t have a totem pole is” is my best guess

“We should tax things we don’t like” was a sentiment of Ralph Nader’s I liked.

I returned home from a place 12 hours ahead of local time. Someone tried to mug me. Only time ever. I was too tired and stupid to realize what had happened till I was a block away.