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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    I would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.

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      if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

      There’s always some over the top requirements!

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        Well there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.

        • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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          We didn’t invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It’s a strong marker.

        • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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          Yeah less fun ways!

          • Slovene@feddit.nl
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            Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.

            • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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              Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account!

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