Hide the gun, stand back, and wait. Then beat whoever’s still breathing once the others are done killing each other. Now they’re alone and still have 2 bullets.

I can’t wait for this to crash and burn.

I welcome our machine overlords.

I already don’t shop there, so no.

It will go bad because LLM AI is bad; China has nothing to do with that part.

Don’t forget starting every day with a glass of wine and some Valium.

Actually that’s not a bad idea, might make it easier to get through the next 50 years of hell.

Sounds like a delusional effort to deny observable reality. There’s no afterlife and y’all are wasting your time begging thin air for a better post-life future that’ll never come.

Two reasons. Firstly, it’s the principle of the thing - fuck Google for sucking up to Orange Shitler. Secondly, because somebody, somewhere in Google gets to deal with the endless reporting - even if all that reaction is is to have to write a script to auto-ignore that exact thing because it keeps popping up and there’s nothing they can do to stop it.

Ironically more useful; multiple firing arrays at lower power settings mean it can selectively reduce its destruction to merely glassing a planet, cracking it open, or total obliteration. I mean having a super weapon is all well and good but obliterating a planet is usually overkill.

You can change the maps to suck up to the Orange Idiot, but you can’t make people actually call it that.

Proof that Kanye is dumber than a 5 year old. Well, more proof, anyway.

I didn’t know they sold cocaine.

Because most people are too lazy and/or stupid to bother up opting out. If they had an authentic metric for demand then they couldn’t trick the share value into going up.

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Cowards and sycophants. But this is a problem I, as a Chicagoan, am already familiar with. You see we have this building called the Willis Tower. But everyone here knows that Willis is correctly spelled “Sears.”

So you see, the correct spelling of the America in the context of the Gulf is “Mexico.”

LOL silly thot, there’s no such thing as heaven.

Of course they lack understanding. It’s right there in the name, large language model. It’s complete garbage at anything other than sounding human. It doesn’t actually understand anything it’s saying, know how to research information, verify sources, etc. It’s morning more than a robot parrot.

It should be a co-op.

Don’t worry, I’m sure Elon will make sure all it does is be racist and make shitty memes. That guy’s not smart enough to program an alarm clock.

I love this cat and feel his pain whenever I so much as glance at the news.