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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·2 months ago“Well how do you keep yourself from murdering and raping all you want without religion?” “I do murder and rape all I want, for, you see, I do not want to murder or rape!”
minus-squareNelots@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-22 months agoThis one was always really funny to me. As if their supposed god himself hasn’t explicitly commanded (and even committed) both of these sins on numerous occasions.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoit’s called consensual BDSM (obviously not the first bit though)
“Well how do you keep yourself from murdering and raping all you want without religion?”
“I do murder and rape all I want, for, you see, I do not want to murder or rape!”
This one was always really funny to me. As if their supposed god himself hasn’t explicitly commanded (and even committed) both of these sins on numerous occasions.
it’s called consensual BDSM (obviously not the first bit though)