there’s yellow paint and an indent on the back of the car, in the path of the bollard, which looks quite real to me and feels like a lot of effort to go into for an internet post

edit: now that i think about it some more, and look closer, i’m gonna wager that they did really hit the bollard and maybe fucked up the car, but they then posed things to fake the bollard going through the car. It’s convenient how the first photo hides the base of the bollard and the area where it would pierce the car, and the second one could quite easily be two separate photos with the middle of the bollard erased to match the outline of the car’s rear.

at least he didn’t turn out to be english

cars are a bafflingly rare fear honestly, they’re 3-ton vehicles that regularly whoosh past people at high speeds and have no actual mechanism to prevent being driven by drunk people other than them not wanting to risk being arrested

i get that, but when replacing a curse it still has to make sense, like “shut the front door” instead of “shut the fuck up”

“mother father” just sounds like that weird old american device that would read closed captions on the TV and replace curses with softer words, but wasn’t advanced enough to process grammar.

i’ve never understood how “mother father” is supposed to be even remotely viable as a replacement, it sounds utterly nonsensical. Are we talking my maternal grandpa? My paternal grandma? Or maybe we’re talking about someone’s hermaphrodite parent?

the native language thing is so wild, i have the same but for sexual language. dirty talk in swedish just makes me laugh and cringe in equal amounts, but it works perfectly fine in english.

i’m so glad this is the norm in most of the nordics, kids swearing is no different than them shouting “TURD” at random, they’re learning how words work.

Hiding words from them is completely fucking pointless and just results in issues, it’s so much easier to simply correct their usage of words and teaching by example.

ohhh they mean something like mulled wine, not just regular cider served hot?

so clearly you should just walk up to the last person on the escalator and stand next to them

hot cider? are americans okay?

really just anyone sitting in the wilderness seeing a creature of any kind at the edge of the light cast by a campfire, the creature could be a friendly sheep and i’d still shit myself into low earth orbit

you think people ate wolves lol? yes that certainly sounds appealing and worthwhile.

i definitely wouldn’t prefer to trap a rabbit, nope.

those breeds are quite new, for the vast majority of our history dogs have been bred to be healthy, since they do important work and having them die on you is annoying after you put in all the work to train them.

it’s fucking baffling how terrible many places are about providing basic information online, half the restaurants either simply have no website or they refer you to a page on facebook that has jackshit information…

holy shit just put a text document onto github and buy a cheapo domain, PLEASE

you mean like rowling wishes trans people dead?

“halfdan was here”, right above the bum

well yeah why do you think it takes them so long to break out?

rock and stone, to the bone

well now i want pea-pod shaped buses

Electric moped cars are probably the closest you can realistically get, i’ve seen a dude drive one of those in my neighbourhood and it looks delightfully like a car that hasn’t reached maturity yet