Well then I must be a monster because I will sleep in whatever clothes I happen to have on. Doesn’t matter if it’s jeans, dress pants, or anything else.

I can sleep in anything and anywhere. The secret is alcohol.

You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don’t even notice mine.

It’s not the jeans that bother me. It’s when my belt gets flipped sideways somehow and digs into my hip that fucking sucks. Like what woke me up this morning.

Is this uncommon?

In bed in jeans right now. Belt too.