They’re acting like all the security just disappears lol. My workplace still uses Windows 8 which hasn’t been supported for almost a decade so there must be ways to maintain security without Microsoft updates.

“comradery” 🥴🥴

Found some incels 😂😂

“Explain to me what you think a communist is”

I guarantee they give a wrong answer if they can even figure one out.

Same as student loan “servicers” collecting billions in interest to just keep track of peoples’ debts.

I’m sorry you liked something that is rightfully becoming obsolete 🙁 people liked landlines and beepers too ☹️☹️

It was snarky. Some people interpret it as rudeness. He’s still a shithead for sure.

Not gonna lie he was right about the shuts thing. It’s not a common phrasing but totally legit and you did seem kinda dickish when you pointed it out.

They think it will be easier than having people write the code from scratch. I don’t know shit about coding but I know that’s definitely not right.

The original patent for peanut butter (literally called peanut-candy) specified the peanut paste is mixed with sugar. So Jif is legitimate peanut butter even though you want to be snarky about its sugar content.

I make homemade ice cream and it can help to have the ingredients cold to begin with so you don’t have to chill the base before you churn it. But there’s not enough vanilla extract in ice cream (or probably anything) to even make a temperature difference so idk why anyone would refrigerate it.

This says way more about you than it does about the women on the app.

But see, he wants it to be funny because he thinks making fun of homeless people is funny. It would instead be funny because of how fucking stupid Kramer is. That’s really the big turn in recent comedy: laughing at bad characters doing shitty things (and usually getting their comeuppance) instead of laughing at shitty things happening to people.

But gold-pressed latinum comes in bricks so I think they would win.

Laughs in kitchen right next to attached garage

Your mistake was thinking I give a shit about your respect.

My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don’t even notice mine.