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Maybe if several more CEOs and C Suite suits are murdered in the street, then my insurance rates will only rise by single digits next year.

Shame that only damage from the first bullet was covered. Every shot after that was a pre-existing condition. Maybe he would have made it.

Are you confessing to murder in this post?

Probably a third location, just to be safe.

No idea. I just work there. Sometimes the computer goes ding and we call in people to haul off a kid. /s

Seriously though, from the teacher-side it is called Class Policy, but I don’t think that is the system that monitors and flags.

Yeah, I wrote that poorly. I’m going to leave it as a warning to future generations.

No, you don’t. That’s the point of piracy. Corporations extract every bit of wealth from the consumer class to the point that they don’t even notice piracy, other than to decry it as a great evil. Nobody is going out of business.

When it comes to corporations, steal everything.

If he had been using the streams to train new AI bands, then that’s just using resources to develop a product.

There are more people in poverty without a computer than you realize. Now write me a 5 paragraph essay with correct source citation on your smart phone.

Damn right.

Lol, wtf? Read a book.

Have you worked with kids? They’re nice, but they’re not autonomous people.

You’re pretty far off base here.

Our system flags key words for staff intervention. This has provided earlier support for suicidal students and earlier intervention for developing threats.

At the junior high level last year, two potential suicides were flagged by search terms, a kid was caught dispensing fentanyl when a peer searched ‘how much fentanyl to take’, and an early stage threat was detected when was looking up bomb-making instructions.

That’s what I know about from my caseload.

I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn’t talk to anyone about it other than to say, “I don’t eat that.”

I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still ‘more vegan’ and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

“Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.

Sir, my god.

I’m going to link my ID and look up the most mind blowingly vile, while remaining legal, porn. If they want to talk to me about it, then I am going to make them describe each video before I “remember” what I saw, after which point I will refuse to acknowledge it as porn.

Sure, it’s dumb, but it’s fun dumb.

Board game you say?