…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
you can pet a tiger at least once

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If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn’t fair
Your user name is 😚🤌

This is AI slop
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for amusement if you’re a gibbon?
I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you’re allowed to pet them? because you’re not petting one any other way …at all.
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I’m fine with it.
the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed
Rawr I’m a tiger come capture me, Thailand
There’s one place you can pet it still. You’ll never guess where.
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
el tigre? Who took the boop?
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!













