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I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
“come in!”
This is my go to
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
Besetzt
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Occupied
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
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OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVERWow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
Occupied.
“I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?”
Fuq orf am shiten
Occupied???
Occupado
Occupied. It’s the default answer. Rest is people making a bigger issue out of something so simple.
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
“Come back with a warrant!”
“welcome! please have a sit”
“GO AROUND”
Classic Mitch Hedberg. Its this or ‘Ocupado’ in a tiny high pitched voice every time.
I laugh every time.
