It’ll mark the end of chrome for anyone that wants to use a website without 2/3 of it being filled with ads and slowing tons crawl because of all the invasive scripts

That’s one of the things I didn’t like about gal gadisreal’s version of Wonder woman. Her whole costume is half a step above a bikini with how skimpy it is.

For a second I thought this was a political cartoon of the plaque changes

I had a dog that wouldn’t pet you, she’d just walk up to you, sit, and put 1 paw on your knee and stair strat into your eyes.

Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.

Getting a date is a lot harder for a guy.

As a non-fit-bro-adonis I have to put shittons of effort into my profile to make it stand out. It’s pretty grating when 70% of the women I’m scrolling through have the same generic-ass answers while also saying “I’m not like other women”

• Thinks liking the Office is a personality trait

• “Go on Adventures”

• “Fluent in sarcasm”

• States what their love language is

• What I order for the table: “Chips and queso!” Or “Margs and queso!”

• Simple pleasures: “clean sheets and coffee”

Hunter’s Laptop

Look at the ingredients. A lot of these frozen burgers n shit have TVP, textured vegetable protein, to fill out the food instead of meat, pumped full of water so it freezes solid and thus steams TF out of it and becomes soggy, plus epic amounts of additives and preservatives. If all frozen foods were genuine home-cooked quality meals, they wouldn’t last as long and would cost 10x as much so they can turn huge profit margins

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything

$50k, and be the inside snitch. Too bad my knees are shit

I’m just here because I needed a job.

• The guy who cleans the lenses of the planet killing beam on the Death Star.

Women: can get off 7-10 times in a row

Men: busts once, needs an hour and a Gatorade before they can go again

I still have no idea what the fuck anyone is saying! I can’t tell if something important is happening or if if this is just a conversation between 3 people who had massive strokes

I purposely didn’t buy a Roku

And Mercury

Forever ago, in a post about “applying for jobs after graduating college” tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don’t use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.

I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of “don’t post emails addresses”.

The last time I ate at Steak n Shake, you order from a kiosk, fill your drink at the soda fountain, pick up your own food from a window, and bus your own table. Those fucks had the audacity to suggest a 20% tip at the kiosk

After buying the cheap made in China hats…

After buying the cheap made in China flags…

After buying the shitty scam shoes…

After buying the gas-station quality knife…

After buying knockoff watch…

After buying preordering the phone…

After preordering the cOmMeMoRaTiVe gold and silver coins…

Them: “The next one will be legit!”

As has been said, he’s the cheapest rich person you’ll ever meet.