More accurately…you’re the gray car wanting to turn right, but there is about 1/2-1/3 full car length in-between the black-green-white cars blocking the lane.

Call it cherry picking if you will, but it’s gonna be a hell of a lot easier to find pics of Obamas and Bidens being happy than it is of that orange diddler and his plastic wife not looking miserable

During the campaign there was a good series of photos showing the difference between them.

The Obamas looking happy and loving, engaging eachother. The Bidens looking happy and loving. Those 2 shitbirds looking like miserable fucks.

He wants to eliminate green card marriages and natural birth citizenship.

His latest wife is a green card marriage and his mother was an immigrant.

I’m paraphrases something I read a while ago but…

She was born not ugly and had access to a plastic surgeon. Her goal was to likely to marry some rich old schmuck who can’t get it up, then spend the next 10-15 years sitting by fancy private resort pools popping pills, getting drunk, fucking the pool boys until the inevitable divorce and she ends up with a decent payout, rinse repeat. Now, she has to travel for diplomatic shit, stand by the side of someone she loathes for events and photo ops, and has to do the usual “first lady” campaigns…doing more work in the first 6 months than she’s done in her entire life up to that point. To give you an idea of how much effort she puts into it, Michelle Obama’s campaign was Be Better. Hers was Be Best.

ICE

If you wanna save money from buying Gatorade? Sprinkle a tad bit of salt in tap water. That’s the amount of electrolytes the average person uses. If you need a little flavor then squirt a bit of mio.

Hey, check CIA-backed coups 40-80 years and how those countries turned out in the last 25 years

Hiring of Nazis after WWII, after inspiring them before WWII.

Don’t leave out Unit 731, where they did shit that would make the Nazi’s look like Jr high science experiments by comparison…who were given the exact same deals as Paperclipped Nazis

Like I told the VP who marked every single email as High Importance…when everything is important, nothing is important

Used a LOT for connections in spacecraft and satellites because of its high conductivity/no corrosion properties

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most don’t use it.

SingleMalt is a type of scotch

Maybe that calendar wasn’t the end of the world, just when the end started.

Anyone who says otherwise is selling something

Yep, we’re already last the tipping point. Enjoy what ya got while it still exists because we are fucked

Do what I do. Stockpile stuff to get through the first 2-4 weeks. But have your house sabotaged in such a way that anything useful to anyone is destroyed, eat a fistful of sleeping pills and a deadmans switch to burn the whole thing down.

That was probably me because I was heavy in Reddit before the API fiasco 🤣

I wrote a short story over a decade ago about how a Galactic Consortium has been monitoring Earth for possible inclusion. The alien ambassador gets on all screans and devices, simulcasting to the entire world that they monitor and evaluate potential planets to see if they’re fit to join, a process usually taking over 10 years. They deemed us unworthy in less than half the time because there were 12 people on the planet with the wealth and resources to end starvation and suffering for the entire population, yet they’d rather burn & destroy 1/3 of the planet to accumulate more wealth instead…and it goes on like that for a bit. But he said that they’ll quarantine the planet, and if we attempt to break that quarantine they’ll destroy us. Then goes on to mention they have only encountered 1 race like us in their thousand years of existence…and that race attempted to build weapons to conquer them, but ended up destroying themselves in the process because of their petty tribal feuds.

I wish I’d saved that somewhere

them filthy non-whites and liberals workin hard and gettin everything that I should be gettin on a silver platter on the fact that im a pure bred american patriot!

As they go back to their job at the family run company that was given to them with no interviews, and they got rapidly promoted