I got a new Whirlpool fridge, not a smart one, when I moved into my house less than a year ago. The water filter has already demanded it be changed.

Thankfully these filters aren’t RFID tagged like some, so I could just reset the timer.

Well they don’t have the backroom organization to pay for transportation of protesters from all corners of the country to DC.

Unlike the bunch of treasonous fucktard mouth breathers for J6

Well that orange Nazi violates American law and wipes his fat orange ass with the constitution on a regular basis, so this tracks

You would think so. But I’ve been at a small local cafe and watched a guy from the kitchen walk into and out of the bathroom still wearing the same blue nitrile gloves. Immediately noped out and left because that’s just fucking gross

It’s security theater and nothing more. They can make as many rules as they want to, but it’s not easy to enforce unless you have someone there observing at all times. Putting the signs there shifts all responsibility off everyone except the individual

The fact that we have to make “wash your hands after using the bathroom” mandatory with signs in every single bathroom kinda explains how COVID spread so fast to begin with.

DIY workshop, for projects you can do at home

The workshop…Adam Savage’s

Or from a recipe blog. 14 paragraphs about how to make real traditional Italian recipe, and the blogger is 1/8 Italian and went on a 1-week trip to Italy 7 years ago so only they know authentic Italian food.

Pretty wild how when Jimmy Kimmel left the Man Show, he was replaced by rogan.

You wanna know what else makes billionaires billions of dollars? A strong middle class…the one with a lot of disposable income to, you guessed it, spend on goods and services!

Make enough affordable reliable cars then people with the disposable income will buy a new one every 5ish years and then the secondary used car market has good reliable cars to sell

I’m actually rewatching it now, and Clark was minding his own business after getting the tree and Todd makes a snide comment about the size of the tree unprovoked, and Clark just bounced back at em. Then their next scene when Clark is putting up lights they kinda low-key hope he hurts himself.

No idea who exactly started the illwill between the neighbors but the yuppie couple certainly aren’t played as the innocent victims

At face value, no. But we’ve all had those asshole neighbors who can never mind their own business.

We will see a bunch of “this is not the Brexit I’ve voted for” to come.

No, they’ll just continue to blame dems, immigrants, and anyone else under then sun except for their godemporer for the mess they voted themselves into.

They’ll find a way to blame everyone else when all the Chineseium junk on amazon suddenly isn’t so cheap.

“where’s my sharpie…”

He’s just as scary but for different reasons. They both spout the same unsubstantiated lies, but The dude is balls deep in P25 and huge into election denial. Same endgame just different steps.

I bought my dad’s 2014 MKZ off him 4 years ago. They stopped producing GPS updates several years before I bought it off him. According to the device, there are times it thinks I’m driving through farmland when I’m at a Target parking lot.

It’s not on my drive, and I think I may have completely lost it, but here’s a synapsis from the last time I posted it…

The whole premise was on some rando day all screens with sound on earth (kinda live V), started broadcasting a message from the ambassador from the Concordium, and it’s all one giant monologue from him. He just says that anytime they find advanced, intelligent life in the galaxy they monitor them for roughly 11 of our years to ensure they’re advanced enough and are able to exist within their structure and harmony. But it took less than 3 for them to determine we are not, cannot, and never will never be functionally capable of it. One cited example is there at 10 individuals on the planet with enough wealth and resources to legitimately end hunger and poverty, and advance the civilization 100 years in maybe 10, but they’d rather burn the planet and let over 1/3 of the population suffer and die just to increase their already obscene wealth. Others include individuals damaging or killing themselves and others in displays of barbarism for mere entertainment, hate based on superficial features, and constant warring not towards the advancement of peace and prosperity but material goods and archaic resources that only further destroy the planet. As a result, our solar system is considered quarantined; they will not enter it, nor are we allowed to leave. If we attempt to they will eliminate us so we don’t poison the rest of the galaxy as we have our own planet. Only twice have they encountered warring species similar to us, and both times theose species’s intention was to try and build advanced warships to conquer their way out of their solar systems, but because of their nature they both ended up destroying themselves and their planets in the process.

It ends with the transmission being cut, and the ambassador being asked if he thinks this could make humans unify and work towards the goal of bettering themselves to the point of being welcomed into the Concordium. He replies it has never happened in their recorded history

A few years ago I wrote a short story about a benevolent alien alliance coming to earth because they observe planets with intelligent life to evaluate if they’re worthy of joining the alliance.

They say they usually take 10ish years to do a complete evaluation but it took less than 3 for them to determine not only are we not worthy, but they are officially quarantining our solar system. The basis of their determination: 10 people on this planet have the resources and means of legitimately end all suffering and make this planet a utopia, but they would instead poison and burn 3/4 of the planet to hoard more of those resources for themselves.

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!