Bruh, I’m not one for office drama, but I would recommend keeping records of that if no-one else knows he’s doing that to you.

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Humancenticycle

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

Bruh, those stairs are wasted

“Correct” is a strong word, it works for their show because you’re seeing it through the protagonist’s eyes who is absolutely loving the situation when compared to his dull office job. The colorful aesthetic there serves as part of the storytelling. However, choosing to just not make blood look like blood for everything only serves to undermine the violence shown. People talk about the dangers of becoming decensitized to violence through media, but imagine if media doesn’t even show to grousom results of said violence what that could do to people’s perception of it in real life.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…

The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA

You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…

Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!

The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…

Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default…

Yeah, it’s obvious a jealous Manjaro user stole that dude’s sticker…

Edit: almost forgot… I use arch btw…

As an arch user, I’m confused… Doesn’t everyone use curl as their browser?

You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.

Who are you and how do you know the path to my castle!?