Also if I send you a text when we’re in the same room and you read it out loud we’re no longer friends

Oof

Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.

If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage

As an ohioan there’s 2 different spice levels. One for your average milquetoast Midwestern old white people and one for the rest of us who go out of their way to put hot sauce on literally everything

Not so fun fact. That’s exactly why dogs like squeaky and crinkley toys. It mimics the sounds of their prey squealing as their bones shatter.

It’s because it’s annoying af to read and it’s never gonna gain enough traction to justify it.

At this point it just feels like it’s a way to differentiate themselves from everyone else which is valid, be who you want to be, but sometimes that comes with consequences and you can’t really complain about it when you’re the one deliberately going out of your way to do it.

You’re free to be whoever you want and the rest of us are free to be annoyed by it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Blasphemy. Lock him up officers!

“Should bot posts be banned-” Yes.

I’m not shitting in Pinocchio

I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭

I might be wrong but I’m like 80% sure historically people have been killed for farting at inopportune moments

Idk if I’d say it doesn’t matter as blowing the butt trumpet has been an embarrassing thing for millennia but I get from an engineering standpoint it’s negligible

I already removed the plastic after catching him chewing on it 😹

Oh I’m sorry I thought you were arguing the opposite point 😅

Idk in my experience cats are the ultimate lesson in consent. If they don’t want you doing it they won’t let you do it.

Was that not already confirmed? I very vaguely remember hearing about something along those lines from like a whistleblower or something like that.

Idk I could also just be hallucinating. I’m on like 4 hours of sleep 🥴

I use it for porn. Thats it. And if they lose even a single other porn subreddit that I’m into I’ll quit it entirely.

The only reason I use reddit for porn is because fedinsfw.app honestly sucks. It was made to replace lemmynswf.com but it doesn’t even hold a candle to it.

Until the beans soggy my jeans 😔

I usually don’t unless the comments are unnecessarily snarky or rude