All the random bold words make this physically painful to read.

And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

“What’s a woman?”

What’s a man?

Yeah but they were ignoring the actual reason humans want mosquitos gone.

It’s not just because the bites are annoying it’s because they kill more people than literally any other thing on the planet.

Mosquitos kill more humans than any other thing on this planet. Including humans killing humans.

Then get out and suck my tailpipe but stay off my ass lmao

Ever heard of clear distance? If you’re at a stop and someone rear ends you and you hit the car in front of you you are at fault and will be held liable.

As for the rollback in my state they’ll again look at distance. Because if I don’t have enough space to back up because you’re too close you’re once again at fault for not having clear distance.

On top of all that it helps move traffic along faster. You don’t have to wait as long to accelerate if you maintain distance because you don’t have to wait for the car in front of you to move far enough to start accelerating.

Getting bumper to bumper has zero benefits outside of the false psychological feeling of forward progress.

In court it won’t be your fault if they’re that close, but it’s still the hassle of dealing with people who don’t understand basic driving etiquette.

I drive a 6 speed. This is where my rage for this comes from.

But even in automatics rollback isn’t uncommon on an incline.

Ah I misunderstood. I understand it now.

Never heard of that rule. I was always taught to leave enough space that you can see the bottom of their back tires.

So you can hit the car in front of you too?

It’s not only a safety hazard but it leads to slower traffic. If you maintain the right distance at a stop the whole line of cars can accelerate faster because you don’t have to wait as long for the car ahead of you to move. There are zero actual benefits of sniffing my ass at a stop.

I think my biggest pet peeve about driving is when you come to a stop and the car behind you tries to shove their nose up your ass. Like bruh you don’t need to ever be that close

I was gonna put pride in there as greed for power but pride comes in many forms.

As for wrath I don’t see it as a greedy thing it’s something that is provoked. Evoked I should say.

Greed could encompass most of the 7 sins.

Lust - Greed for sex

Sloth - Greed for relaxation

Gluttony - Greed for food

Envy - Greed of others stuff

The only two that don’t really fit under greed is pride and wrath

Because they screamed the loudest about it.

Then on the flip side you have plus sized celebrities that get hate for losing weight like Adele and Rebel Wilson. Although along that vein it seems it’s pretty equal as Jonah Hill and Ethan Suplee got similar criticisms when they lost weight.

The problem is enjoying their shit gives them money and attention. Shit people don’t deserve either.

And by higher quality they mean jammed full of things that don’t actually enhance the product but just act as fillers to make it seem fancy