I read ‘bomb recipes’ as, like, fuckin awesome recipes for things. I’m fat.

Sad state of affairs.

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Yeah. No shit. wtf did they think was gonna generate returns? They wanna run ads in the middle if responses?

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

Various reasons. Pulling specific data out of documents. Lesson planning, based on parameters from clients. Talk tracks for clients who are co-hosting my courses. Several other tasks that I could perform more slowly.

I use gpt every day of my life, professionally and personally. I won’t ask an LLM anything I don’t already know the answer to. I’ve seen them hallucinate way too much crap. With the Internet at our fingertips, there’s no excuse not to do a little of your own homework and proof what comes out of your LLMs.

Oh, and remove those em dashes. Everyone knows you don’t write that LinkedIn post full of em dashes, bro.

My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.

This cracked me up way more than it should have.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

Zoomers can’t be bothered to spell Nvidia correctly. I wouldn’t let ‘em install my drivers either 🥲

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.

That place is becoming more and more of a shithole. Bots, Ads, trolls, garbage mods… deleted the app last month.

“Yeah, y’see? That’s what we do with kitties who don’t listen” “meow?”

Missed opportunity to coin the term “Aitheist” Fools.

This caught my eye as well. Haha. Some people are constantly looking for a machine to rage against.

Meh. I’m usually happy to just scan my own shit and bounce. Even a $500 Costco trip. I usually shop with earbuds in, so it’s just me and some tunes anyway. I just switch off my brain, follow my list, and go.

Dude is a great decision machine. Someone should make him preside- oh. 😕