Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

It’s adorable how breathless troll’s get when I beet them at they’re own game.

Stay mad 😂

t(T)hey coulda(‘ve) spent a lil(ttle) more time on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and composition tbqph(quite is redundant). like c(C’)mon(,) bro(;) you had to override the spellcheck on (“)greatful.(”)

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?

Really? I’m glad you shared this introduction to statistics with me, thanks for your expertise!

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that’s where you press.

I think those are 50/50 ego-stroking faux-intellectuals & conservative trolls.

No, not the downvotes! 🥺

The proper assignment of blame is on Joe Biden for not getting out of the way to have a real primary.

People weren’t given a choice for their candidate. Excitement drives Democratic turnout, and they’ve been tamping down expectations for decades now. There’s nothing exciting about the campaign strategy of “we’re not Donald Trump.”

Blaming leftists for the failings of liberals is what keeps pushing the party establishment to the right.

Was Dahmer eating people to apply pressure to stop genocide?

Because that’s the equivalent analogy.

I once bought fish mint at an asian grocery store thinking it was regular mint, and it was quite the surprise when I tried it.

You still hear a prison rape joke every now and then.

Like it’s hilarious that we let wards of the State get tortured by other inmates, presumably because they “deserve” it.

Not a thought to “hmm, maybe if we’re essentially sentencing someone to be raped then there’s a systemic problem to be addressed,” and often times “why do you love criminals so much” if you voice an opinion contrary to the accepted wisdom that they had it coming.

Has it finally finished buffering enough for you to hear that chord?

The second CEOs start considering moving to Canada or UK over the US, the economy is done.

Ronald Reagan really did a number on the American brain.

Those leeches need us far more than we need them.

It’s amazing how OpenSUSE got my laptop’s valve covers to leak oil.

Although, there are plenty of assholes who will parrot that phrase as satire just to get a rise out of people. Probably 0.01.

In the words of Kurt Vonnegut: we are what we pretend to be.