“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”

So even in your convoluted, roundabout way you still can’t get around implicating capitalism.

Here’s a hint: it doesn’t matter what excuses people give.

Capitalism.

Our economic system is not Christianity.

You really don’t know why we have lobbyists pouring money into Congress to prevent us from having universal healthcare? You think it’s all religious, and in no way related to the parasite class rent seeking in the most depraved way possible?

Yeah. I bet it’s because Jeebus.

Thanks for sharing your perspective, you’ve clearly spent a “lot” of “time” “thinking” about “this.”

I wonder what system people are increasingly upset about that doesn’t care about people’s health, but instead enriching the wealthiest people in the country?

It’s so cute when people who have never authentically considered another perspective weigh in on what leftists think and why.

Can you do people who can’t afford cancer treatment next?

Now why would an incel be worried about paternity testing? 🤣

Which is why I’m criticizing it as being half of a joke.

I got what they’re going for, it’s just that they stopped before they made it funny.

Seems more like a premise than a joke.

Consent isn’t all that confusing, is it?

Wow, you’re in favor of abandoning facts and logic for your echo chamber, all in the name of “not being an annoying ass who people spurn and would rather saw off their foot than share an elevator in the unlikely event that we become stuck together.”

You sound just like my ex girlfriend would if she knew about me.

Kinky. He’s coming soon? It’s nice to get a warning so that I can prepare.

Cool story. It’s a wonderful excuse, anyway.

That’s not very convincing to people who care about believing true things, and it’s certainly not what I’d classify as “intellectual competence.”

Whatever works for you, great. But saying people who don’t delude themselves are lacking in intellectual or emotional competence doesn’t seem to be an effective message.

That’s hilarious.

It takes intellectual competence to believe in magic?

The best argument I’ve ever heard for any god is “you can’t prove it didn’t happen this way.”

But I’m sure you have better than that, right?

Rape is so funny 🤣

Excuse me, you dropped this

I don’t think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he’d take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.