I think it might be American thing.

Why? Just cos.

He was truly ahead of his time.

I kinda want to fuck around, just not like this. Not like this!

But what if the country needed a change in leadership after recently being fucked up by this hitler guy, eh?

Can I order a bone with two balls?

…

They gave me the boot =/

I’M AN ADULT!

You’re gonna love this

🍃

Fine, I’ll do it. Thinking about it now.

I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.

Was that ever in doubt?

Burn it All Down.

I say you can enjoy watching the fire, since you didn’t light it up.

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You know your shit.

You just used a fucking swearing word!

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.