Average person now, hands down. I like being able to live my life knowing I’m not surrounded by people who want to kill me.

Enshittification marches on.

Damn you beat me to the crayon joke.

You’re absolutely right that, if he is, it will probably be an inside and/or professional job, not some rando trying to show off for an underage Jodie Foster. He’s pissing in some dangerous people’s weeds right now.

A Japanese car. My old car had been steadily falling apart for the past year. Finally made the leap last week.