Our city’s mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk… But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.
Yeah, everyone knows raccoons hate muskrats. They’re nature’s greatest enemies.
I would never subject Jimothy to that man
Neil the Seal, on the other hand, would destroy Musk Rat like a traffic cone.
Hmm, where does this fascination come from—the fascination fascists have with watching sweaty, half-naked, hairy men wrestle with each other?
I wonder if it might have something to do with repressed feelings?
Aren’t these fighters usually shaved all over?
Slick, sweaty, lubed up hairless men locked in a desperate grapple; their muscles straining and heaving as they seek to dominate one another in a spectacle of colliding flesh.
I heard Nair is a sponsor. Baby pools filled with Nair. Big razor lost legitimacy at mach 5. Razors simply become unstable at hypersonic velocities
True enough … well… I’d say that hardly makes it any less homoerotic, tho … which is, of course, totally fine… just a little hypocritical if you’re a follower of a homophobic ideology …
Jimothy would fuck him right up.
Currently I only wanna see a Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman fight
The ultimate nip slip
Wait really?
