I was like “they did WHAT to the clock app??”

Realistically how likely is secession? Pretty unlikely, right? What’s the process like?

In these kinds of discussions you can assume the third world country jab was a reference to the US.

It looks way more sensible than wearing the apple one all day, the grey version looks almost discrete.

I didn’t remember them looking that slick tbh.

I can’t decide if I like these or not, in any case that blue would need to be a different shade or colour. What is it from?

Why does it need to be a pod??

Mind blown! 🤯

I know it’s the biggest annoyance I get on the road and the reason I try not to drive at night. And I live in Europe! When I drive at night in north America it’s much worse.

This, and the one facing the other side of the road needs to be angled lower than the other one, that’s it.

C’est absolument dégueulasse…

I was really wondering if I had missed something about Anne Frank.

I don’t hate it, I’m sad about it because it could be so much more.

To be fair if they’re able to locate the point of origin they’re probably able to calculate the time it took to get there as well as the current position of our galaxy.

I think the implication is that you can do this to your own computer, and there’s nothing Facebook/AI can do to you if you’re not plugged in. Of course this ignores the realities of modern living or the global meltdowns that would occur in case of “evil AI” or whatever.

Yes! It’s almost exactly like that. I only use it to sharpen a couple of “nicer” kitchen knives I use for cooking, we don’t even bother with butter knives or other ones, and the cooking ones are decent (German) but nothing crazy either.

Are these the ones with the angled V shaped thingy? I have one where you put the knife through three different coarseness levels and it works good enough for me. I’m sure I’d fuck the blade up with real ones.

If if wasn’t American, I’d say nationalise it. Maybe at some point we’ll need some kind of international version of nationalising.

For me “skibidi-bap” is a vocal flourish I’d hear in dub or reggae, like, not as classic as “booom selecta” or some others but it’s up there.

Which is still just 1/30th of a wheel, imagine what you could’ve done with that! I once ate in a restaurant where they roll the pasta hot pasta in a full wheel with a little cup part cut out in the middle, delicious.