Gets hit with a magnitude 9 Earthquake on the Richter Scale … the coins don’t just fall out, the whole machine pins you to the wall, showering you with coins as the entire 20 story building collapses in on top of you.
If I ever saw a opossum do that to my food … I’d make it a cupcake box shaped house with a permanent door and supply them with daily cupcakes for life.
Gets hit with a magnitude 9 Earthquake on the Richter Scale … the coins don’t just fall out, the whole machine pins you to the wall, showering you with coins as the entire 20 story building collapses in on top of you.
Lying against the wall with the coins showering over you:
If I ever saw a opossum do that to my food … I’d make it a cupcake box shaped house with a permanent door and supply them with daily cupcakes for life.
Well, now with your $94.75 in quarters you can buy a new body.
…Profit