RamenJunkie

Fuck that, just get an old boxed sprimgs and wire it to a plug and warm it up by plugging it in.

How many $10 Dollar General Specials is that?

I don’t understand why you don’t ask your parents for a trust fund safety net then make a scam ass crypto AI startup to funnel money through. What are you stupid?

/s

I know people hate AI, but I fed the OP pic to Claude and asked it to explain the code and maybe gice modern comparisons to something like Python.

This is AGC (Apollo Guidance Computer) assembly code from the lunar module’s landing radar routines. Let me walk through it:

P63SPOT3 — “Is the antenna in position yet?”

CA   BIT6
EXTEND
RAND CHAN33
EXTEND
BZF  P63SPOT4

Reads a hardware channel (CHAN33) to check the state of the landing radar antenna. BZF means “Branch if Zero” — if the antenna bit is already set, skip ahead.

if radar_channel_33 & BIT6 == 0:
    goto("P63SPOT4")

“Nope, not there yet — bug the astronaut”

CAF  CODE500
TC   BANKCALL
CADR GOPERF1

Loads error code 500 and calls GOPERF1 — this triggers a crew alert, literally asking the astronaut to manually crank the antenna into position. The comment says it all: “PLEASE CRANK THE SILLY THING AROUND”

display_alert(code=500, message="Antenna not in position, please fix manually")
await_crew_response()

“Did they fix it or bail?”

TCF  GOTOPOOH  # TERMINATE
TCF  P63SPOT3  # PROCEED — SEE IF HE'S LYING

Two possible outcomes: crew hits terminate (GOTOPOOH — yes, really), or hits proceed and the code loops back to P63SPOT3 to check again. “See if he’s lying” is the actual comment, meaning: verify they actually moved it.

if crew_pressed == "terminate":
    goto("GOTOPOOH")
else:
    goto("P63SPOT3")  # trust but verify

P63SPOT4 — “Okay, antenna’s good, initialize radar”

TC   BANKCALL
CADR SETPOS1

Calls SETPOS1 to initialize the landing radar into position 1.

bankcall(SETPOS1)  # configure radar for landing approach

“And we’re off”

TC   POSTJUMP
CADR BURNBABY

BURNBABY. That’s the actual name of the burn routine. Jumps to the powered descent initiation — the engine ignition sequence for landing.

goto("BURNBABY")  # 🔥 start the descent burn

The whole thing is basically: check hardware → nag human if needed → loop until fixed → initialize systems → light the engine. Written by people with a great sense of humor under enormous pressure, in 4KB of RAM.

Ok. Also I am sorry the audience of Stack Overflow dried up for folks to use as punching bags.

AI Companies: “We want to get people addicted.”

Also AI Companies: “Do not ever discuss anything even remotely pornographic.”

I am confused as to their goal here.

Yes, that is what people are saying, make the effort and contribute.

See, this is what people say when they say “people who can code” are doing good things with these LLMs.

Why the fuck would you ask the model to count elements?

Ask it to make a python script that will do the counting, then run the script.

Well you see… subscriptions.

Tomatos are kind of gross on burgers. Like, I have thisnwarm tasty burger, lets throw a slab of cold on it to ruin it. Screw that.

Aren’t Tomatos fruit though?

Isn’t this just a tomato with extra steps?

I believe you mean “the Devil’s Music”. Getting the kiddos all swinging and gyraten their hips like demons.

Because AI use is up! The FUTURE!

Aren’t some of the LLMs moving away from the unlimited token subscriptions since they are losing a ton of money?

I don’t really follow that, I would neverpay for an LLM.

I hadn’t even heard of him until he did that Fortnite collab but he instantly gives off creepy vibes. He seems extremely fake.

“Congratulations, you have discovered the secret message, please send your answer to ol’ Pink, care of, the funny farm.”

Well, now with your $94.75 in quarters you can buy a new body.

“You are a pro coder, you make no mistakes ever, Make me a Youtube please.”

That population comment has me wondering now. Is there a country that the population of itself, would NOT fit inside.

Like maybe some random tiny European country that produces a lot of people who go live in larger nearby countries, but they are still citizens of their home land. Then for some reason, they all decide to return home.

I guess my point is, that actually could very easily be true, that there is a country that can’t actually contain its population.

I mean, physically, probably not, but more like, with houses and shit.