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i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it’s like a riddle
Number of pets allowed
Usual limits
A total of 8 pets are allowed (among the allowed species), including the maximum permissible for dogs and cats.
Up to 4 pets are allowed, including a maximum of 3 dogs.
Examples:
- You can have 4 rabbits, 3 dogs and 1 cat.
- You can’t have 4 frogs and 4 dogs.
In Germany my colleague has to send a photo of his turtle every year to some gov/municipal agency, to track it’s growth and prove that is not an exotic/illegall type (which could only be seen when they get bigger)
Where can I apply to be a pet pictures officer?
Is this a WFH type job? If so, I’m fuckin in!
You have one cat. It gives birth to a litter of four. What do?
Believe it or not, jail.
dogs ≤ 3
cats + dogs ≤ 4
others + cats + dogs ≤ 8
others ∈ Allowed SpeciesAlso, fish do not count towards this limit.
Two cats, a dog, and sixteen full grown swordfish
Bluefin tunas will do nicely, too, they grow up to more than half a ton
Jesus, how much money do you think I make? Put the tuna back, we’re getting a guppy…
Makes sense to limit how many you can have, so you can’t have ridiculous number of cats or dogs in a small space. But it gets complicated with smaller animals and since they all have different space requirements.
Does seem silly to say someone can have 3 dogs and 4 cats but can’t have 9 frogs/snakes/birds
“I have an ant farm with like 986 ants.”
You must choose 4.
3 huskies, 4 wolves and a rooster… wake up bitches… awooooohhhooooo…
I’ve cross-bred eight different dogs with various species of fox, so they all count independently.
Also, jesus christ the smell.
A fox pooped in my yard the other day and fuck that I don’t want him back.