The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn’t know we needed.

So we’ll have bigger meatier salmon?

So do I, so do I…

Seems like a waste of cocaine.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

Cocaine affected people do too.

Well good for them

Okay, hold on. I’ve got a better idea…

I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.

Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they’d been given all the cocaine they said they did.

Can confirm.

Just scientists studying the consequences of America’s cocaine infested waters.

I probably would too tbh