PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1568
arrow-up1568external-linkSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·24 hours agoOnly one of these creatures has “decapitated a fish to use as a Fleshlight” on their resume.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agoThey only do that when they don’t have a woman scientist to jerk them off.
minus-squareIndiBrony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·22 hours agoHow did y- oh, you’re talking about the dolphin. Yes. There dolphin did that 👀
minus-squarePantless_Paladin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 hours agoHow do they do it? Asking for a friend dolphin
Only one of these creatures has “decapitated a fish to use as a Fleshlight” on their resume.
They only do that when they don’t have a woman scientist to jerk them off.
How did y- oh, you’re talking about the dolphin. Yes. There dolphin did that 👀
How do they do it? Asking for a
frienddolphin