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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month ago…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoI can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good. but as they say. no money, no honey.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoGay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agorazors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI’m kind of attached to my beard. maybe my headgame will make up for it?
minus-squarecolourlessidea@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 month agoTo be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender Edit: clarity
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Sack tuck for a buck.
sad suck for a buck.
😭
Lass for Cash.
I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
I’m kind of attached to my beard.
maybe my headgame will make up for it?
To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender
Edit: clarity
Broken arms eh.