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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

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      It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.

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      Ophthalmologist

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        I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

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          I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.

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            I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.

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            I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.

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            No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.

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              That’s an occultist.

              An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

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                You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.

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                  You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.

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        deleted by creator

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      He should have had his scribe write the joke

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      No such thing

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      Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!

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