Maybe he’s just trying to help people get through the next four years.

I can’t wait for the Russian troll farm employees to get drafted.

That’s the scary part. Maybe there are some competent people back there this time.

Jed: Yeah but one’s a worman!

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

I dunno I find the drivers who dart around me in the slow lane really like having that space to dart back into.

Even after reading this the Cybertruck is still the dumbest thing in this photo.

It’s almost like the Oligarchs of the world are all on the same team.

. . . that’s because we’ve been using these images to train AI for years?

Wow you have very forgiving traffic laws where you’re from. $190 for rolling through a stop sign here.

Waiting for Yeezy to come out and confirm this.

Maybe if he had tried strolling into a 7-Eleven during the day? You gonna stop and talk to a 7 foot tall moth in the middle of the friggin night?

Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!

Oh geez, now I can’t wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

Me: No

Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

Me: No

Google: All you gotta do is …

Me: No

Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

Fair use for tugging it

Cocks out for Kashoggi

Not gonna lie my inner child would be delighted to see Brazil shooting down Starlink satellites.

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