• Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    lmao at me and my wife waiting at the door glancing at my watch, wife tapping her foot, waiting for our sex toys to bust nuts so we can go to work with a “Healthy and Ready for work!” rating so we don’t get penalised for coming in to work without optimising for max productivity.

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      10 hours ago

      And don’t forget to inject your dose of serum to suppress emotions to keep it at Equilibrium.