TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
Linux!
i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good
No idea what any of that is.
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepGoing to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Same
It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
Get the source. You mean get the source.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virgins
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Bloat. PussyInit is more than enough for any task /s
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not readyIs this beauty? I think this is beauty.
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
You’re sitting on it
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn’t come in a flat pack crate.
