The box is very roomy, Emma approves.
- Correction: your kitty’s new box had a printer inside. How lucky for you! 
- Your printer is low on miaowgenta. 
 
 
 Yey for Emma!- Can’t be, it’s a miaonochrome printer. - Sounds like it has 0 miaowgenta, that’s about as low as it gets 
 
 
- Your printer looks a little bit furry. 
- Get that cat an office manager tie! Assistant to the printing manager. - Stamping pawseal of approval on every print! 
 
- The print quality is a little fuzzy. 
- Well it doesn’t look like an HP printer at least. Emma is very cute. - Have money? Get a Brother. 
 Don’t have money? Get a Canon.- All other printer brands should be treated as if they don’t exist, especially HP. - You speak only truth. I love my brother printer. And HP printers are garbage. - Or they would be if they existed. 
 
 
- i’m pretty sure that’s a shredder 
- Gonna be printing a lot of fur in that one 
- Oh, it came with drivers and an operator! 
- I like that the stripes on a tabby’s arms line up. 
- I’m not buying printers anymore. They feel like a scam nowadays. 
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- Do you mean: “we got a new box”? 







