SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoNever gonna loosen them laceslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1540file-text
arrow-up1540imageNever gonna loosen them laceslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepotoo22@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 year agoFor the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoBig shoehorn guy here
minus-squarePhobosAnomaly@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoHow am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoUsually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI think the technical term is speculum
minus-squareDuranie@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoShould I be calling it a foot speculum or heel speculum? Which sounds worse? Achilles speculum? Tarsal speculum?
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSpeculum? I hardly know 'em!
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoNot to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas. Now you know!
minus-squarevirku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoLove shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoinvent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
minus-squareIsThisAnAI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agohttps://kizik.com/ Sketchers has some as well.
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 year agothanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i’ll just finger it. i also found the shoeslyde which fits in a wallet for $5.
minus-squareGissaMittJobb@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI have a small one in my backpack at all times. It’s great.
minus-squarevirku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s smart! However I don’t have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.
For the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
Big shoehorn guy here
How am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
I can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
… Is this a thing people did? Why?
Usually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
I think the technical term is speculum
Should I be calling it a foot speculum or heel speculum? Which sounds worse?
Achilles speculum? Tarsal speculum?
Scott Specula
Oh wow, definitely the last one
Speculum? I hardly know 'em!
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Not to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas.
Now you know!
Love shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
invent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
https://kizik.com/
Sketchers has some as well.
thanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i’ll just finger it.
i also found the shoeslyde which fits in a wallet for $5.
I have a small one in my backpack at all times. It’s great.
That’s smart! However I don’t have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.