• DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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    6 hours ago

    Slay the Spire and Secondhand Lions.

    Oddly sensical. Obviously it’d just be Walt (and maybe Jasmine) navigating a horrible gauntlet of traps set by the Uncles to win their heart.

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      Or the entire Spire would be the story the uncles are telling Walt, from their perspective having experienced it in their younger days. Then Walt follows in their footsteps and after he completes the third run, they find The Heart hidden away in the barn cellar, instead of piles of cash, and they all go down to fight it but Jasmine comes to save them from certain death.

      Then Walt’s mother comes back with a CPS worker and they take him away, and arrest the uncles for child endangerment. Roll credits.