I worked prep at a buffet, and there was a salad that we made in bulk that used exactly one full gallon of mayo. i got really good at scooping it all out with a spatula in one fluid spiral.

just one of many otherwise completely useless skills i developed in foodservice lmao

the hammer is my penis

wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.

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depends HEAVILY on the eye. some folks are really good at eyeballing shit. usually this goes hand in hand with other “visual calculus” skills like telling whether two things are the same size or determining angles at a glance.

reckon it’s just spatial reasoning + visualization + practice. i had an uncle who could look at a mechanical system and tell you exactly where all the wear would occur. i always thought it was some kind of savant trick until i started working on similar stuff.

the brain is just another muscle, you can train it to so all sorts of really amazing things!

hilariously more drugs can also help, heavily depends on your brain and your current relationship with drugs

i’ll never forget the first time i got bit through a shirt. i swear they get bigger the closer you are to a lake.

i love when lists like this include “metal” bc you can get a vague idea of when they were conceived.

it’s a little like how everytime a standout hit movie or game comes out, without fail it’ll be topping “best x of all time” lists for a year or so. at least until the next big exciting thing releases lmao

this is how i learned how to play hearts!

i don’t think we need one?

I like it! Even if the majority of em completely abandon the accounts afterwards, it’ll increase the visibility of a fledgeling platform AND it’ll show a few folks that alternative social media platforms exist.

I mean, shit, if lemmy can suit my needs there’s no reason it shouldn’t work for at least some of em.

I’m using my personal experiences, never have I tried to quote statistics to prove my opinion. You’re being so fucken aggro over something that doesn’t actually apply to you, unless you’re the type to harass women.

REALLY seems like you have some issues, bud. Do you take it personally when I say mean things about rapists? Because you shouldn’t, I’m very clesrly talking about RAPISTS and not EVERY SINGLE MAN. If you seriously cannot tell the difference, no one can help you other then yourself.

It’s really interesting that you jumped straight to jews and black people, it’s almost like you’re actually a bigot.

e: to the men downvoting all my comments in this thread, try expressing those opinions to any woman. it’ll be doing a favor for everyone involved 💖

In America, black people are much more likely to commit violent crime.

Showing your hand a little too much, babe.

when it was shown how hateful what you said was

You didn’t prove anything, you typed a bunch of antisemitic bullshit which has since been removed for being antisemitic bullshit.

I expressed something very clear, if you want to misinterpret it as a statement against all men, clearly you’re the one with the problem here. I’d suggest you work on some of that gender based hate you’re fostering, and I’ll go right on ahead harming nobody with my cautious approach to interacting with men.

After all, you never know when one will go all psycho-authoritarian and try to convince you you’re saying shit you’re very clearly not saying. Shit bud, that’s another thing the bear does better than you.

Fucking obviously that’s not what I’m saying, you’re not that dense. Just say #notallmen and start harassing someone else. I didn’t realize I was communicating with an actual clown this whole time.

Hateful towards who, rapists? Let’s be real explicit with what you’re trying to weasel here.

Yeah you can see that in action in this very thread. Anybody who mentions they’re a woman tends to get downvoted regardless of the actual content of their comment.

Like, homeboy you’re just doing a sexism.

This is the same thing I said but it’s downvoted. The only difference I can tell is that you mentioned you’re a woman.

There’s even other replies saying the same thing, but also specifically mentioning they’re written by a man. They’re not being downvoted en masse.

That’s pretty fucken stupid, huh?

quick edit: except for other guy replying to this, but he’s obviously being too much of an ally to get the upvote treatment, y’all are inconsistent.

Yeah I’m not afraid of Jewish people by nature though? You’ve just typed some antisemitic bullshit trying to assert… what exactly?

don’t remind me of better days