yea

Its just cold up here eh

I would think mummies closer to liches than zombies - they have their organs preserved in jars which makes them harder to kill, they retain most if not all their faculties, and are typically actively channeling their curse.

While some zombies reanimate via magical means in some stories, they’re usually stoppable with a headshot, are usually devoid of conscious thought, and are the receivers rather than the perpetrators of what reanimates them.

Of course it’s all fictitious so I’m sure there’s some mummy or zombie story out there where the only way to stop them is by setting them up on a cute date with each other.

man is it just me or is the r word making a comeback

damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

They fear the floss thong

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

You mean jissing

Iams to pet

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

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Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

The ratitties