You thought you were in control?

How very black-mirror of them…

Spearing?

Just download the podcast from the source. Ads are injected by 3rd parties.

A series of coffee tubes!

Sorry if you took that as a literal accusation, it was meant to be some light-hearted McCarthyism satire cast upon this whole sad state of affairs.

100% of wordpress™ users in recent poll agree that…

Are you now, or have you ever been… a WP Engine customer?

…and we all know what that advantage can do! (Covertly looks in IE’s direction)

Brain updates? Now with integrated thought-crime prevention using AI-safety training data.

Why has nobody mentioned package managers? I can’t be the only one who cares about that…

They show a phone on life support, so maybe they dumped it from RAM?

Great, now we’ll have separate “california-model” ai-models, like cars.

Perhaps more important is to have devices start or fall open… if the OEM has lost interest in it, let others support the device. Make ewaste valuable and avoidable.

I hate to make it even weirder, but getting… erm… “unborn”… is not quite the same as being killed. Methinks it would be more like a scifi movie where an alien force absorbs everyone on Earth.

Technically true, proportionally.

What gets me is the “this phone cant be trusted” message on boot. Implying OEM roms are trustworthy, but nothing i choose or create could possibly be.

This would be a great time-capsule meme, with no context or explanation.

Liquids may be dangerous, so let’s mix them all together!

Gotta sneak it in the side… let’s try “who can build the largest/most diamonds from atmospheric carbon”.