It’s fun to pee at full power, but that’s how you end up with a varicose vein in your testicle.

Is the /j so we know you’re being a jerk?

(Seriously though, what does that mean?)

Everybody has a price and those guys are getting paid a lot.

Capitalism enshitifies everything.

Grade A trolling

It kinda looks like they went back for a second bite.

Pretty cool that those decorative roof spur things actually went back to functioning as the angle-of-vulnerability reducing structures, rather than styling elements.

Donald Trump has taken cancel culture too far.

My parents didn’t have any money so it was some hot bullshit like $5 for an A.

Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.