My cat was getting into the basement at my exes house, and the spiders SENT A FUCKING MESSAGE. They got their biggest guy to come up and perch on the toilet paper in the bathroom. I decided I didn’t need to pee and secured the basement door better from then on.
Passerine
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•To people outside the UK : Do you recognise this man?
1·22 days agoYou’ve unlocked a core memory from Y2k. Robbie Williams is still recognizable to me for his song Millennium. I am from the US.
I don’t mind the taste if somebody else is buying, but the acid reflux is GUARANTEED.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Jonathan Frakes Interrogates You With Nonsense
6·4 months agoWhen the checkout machine at the supermarket asks me to donate to something and I hit “not this time” I whisper it to myself like Jonathan Frakes.

The quotes are all hearsay lol