You used to be paid to work. But this is the future. Now you literally pay to work.

No thanks. I do want the large wifi enabled suppository that probably comes with it 😉. I can use that in times of loneliness and despair.

2 years later… The all new MCU Superman meets the Wolverine and Deadpool all AI animated feature!..

Why. Hello Mr wolverine 😁, my name is Man and I am super according to 98% of the other human population. Oh hello Mister Super last name Man! Yes, we are Wolverine and Deceased Pool. We are from America and belong to a non profit called the X-People, a group where both men and women who have been affected by DNA mutations of extraordinary kind gather to console one another and to defend human beings by taking advantages of the special mutations of its members. Yes, it’s quite interesting. And you? Oh I an actual called CalElle and I am a migrant from an expired plant that goes by the name you assigned the heavy novel gas Krypton. Anyway because the sun is bright and yellow I can fly, I’m very strong and can burn things with my eyes. I think I am similar to those of you in the X-People club! Good to meet you! Likewise!

All that enshitification takes good planning.

Nah, first you gotta get comfortable for a couple of years.

It’s basically pig butchering for social networks.

Well said. Maybe there’s more to do in the hardware, software and general computing training such that the layman could safely deploy their own Website like we used to be able to do. Then everyone could have their own servers at home like some of us do. True decentralized communication.

Lemmy would be great for dare I say it…church congregations for example. Schools, mechanic forums, unofficial student associations like alpha Kapa whatever. ETC. it’s a momentous opportunity.

If you give me 15 minutes of your time and 200 dollars I can make you a millionaire! It’s called drop shipping and with my weird little trick the hunnies will love you!

How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?

Hard pass. I don’t want anything where the technology is not controlled from my hub or someone I trust.

My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!

I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.

Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.

AI vagina Fleshlight beds. You just find your sleep inside one and it will do you all night long! Telling you stories of any topic. Massaging you in every possible way. Playing your favorite music. It’s like a living room! Oh I’m sleeping in the living room again. Yeah I’m in the dog house. But that’s why you need an AI vagina Fleshlight bed!

Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.

I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.

How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭

Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.

They probably used Chat-GPT which at the time…

Ok Mr Chat I need to rewrite the Skype code to look more like what we have been doing at Microsoft…

Oh my! It keeps crashing my PC, can you do a little less crash and more icons and shit?

Oh, it crashed my PC once more. How about this time no crash?

Dude, I said no crash! But nice graphics! Can you make the people icons at least 25% of the total screen real estate? And can you also hide the full screen icon into at least half an hour of clicks? Yeah make it real hidden!

Fantastic work on the full screen thing! Could you not make it like anything Microsoft has made before up to the point where it can actually run?

Good job at sending all my information to random strangers! Many points for that! And the icons! Soo big and beautiful! Thanks Chat-GPT! Bill! We’re ready to release!

Screw all you fools. I mean, look at this DNA sequence right here… One allele for myopia, the other for twisted eye sockets and one eye way larger than the other…which one would win? Myopia ofcourse! Nah. You guys are totally screwed. So we give up. Go ahead keep fucking the weirdoes! It’s fine by us!

Oooh! I’m ready for my first crime! Wait, hold on! Do you have a proper tattoo? Here, I’ll carve one for you. You want one for the mugshot? Or more like someone can see it if they try real hard right under the balls?

I know, surprise!