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The horse is in the driver seat.

Nascar

As long as you don’t leave it open like that. Otherwise it could be a tripping hazard or you could get a bad bruise grin running into it.

dist-upgrade has essentially been replaced by full-upgrade in the recent years.

Altoids

Incompatible firmware

I bet they have a big droid foundry there.

Then stop firing them because of AI

Just use the Reese’s peanut butter since there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.

Florida man has a new sidekick

Change my name to John Connor

I’m pretty sure the updates are usually just to replace the icon on your desktop which you deleted immediately after the last update. Who launches Acrobat from the icon anyway? I’ve only ever opened it by opening a PDF directly.

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…

Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.

Unironically is an anagram of unicornially.

Do you still have a functional Zip drive?

Very true. Though I have encountered many of the train lovers.

I feel strange being one of the few autistic people with little to no interest in trains other than as a means of transportation. That being said, I somehow ended up working in the railroad construction industry.

Did it brick after a year of use?

All I can ever see when looking at the Michael Myers mask is William Shatner.