I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.

Ketchup on onion rings? Right to jail, right away.

How to recognize a true believer, from Matthew 7:16-20:

16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

Another example of this is Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten who tried to get the Egyptians to worship only one good. The priests and pharaohs after him went to great lengths to erase his name

Are you the guy Sting wrote the song about?

Twitch.TV will tell you that you need to use a supported browser if you connect with Linux in your user agent no matter what browser you use. Changing Linux to Windows in your agent with no other changes resolves this issue.

it’s guaranteed to work

You’ve never read any of the licenses for your software, then?

Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The visitor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself, “it is overfull, no more will go in!”.

“Like this cup,” Nan-in said, “your desktop is full of documents and shortcuts. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?”

You monster! They belong in ~/.config

Wierd Al “It’s all about the Pentiums” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

Malt-o-meal is also a name brand rather than a store brand. Just less well known than Kellogg or General Mills.

Malt o meal is just better in general. The Colossal Berry Crunch is better than Cap’n Crunch too. And you can buy the giant bag that lasts forever.

I like to call it the Sweet Brown distro cause “Ain’t nobody got time for that”

That’s why you should ask nicely first with kill -SIGHUP
Then if that doesn’t work you can clean up the murder scene later.

I was going to say these people aren’t old enough to remember the time before fuel injection. When you could coax a car to start after multiple failed attempts but don’t flood it or you’re going to be sitting there a while.

You could just become a fan of Insane Clown Posse

If I recall, their fight was largely off-screen just at the end Logan was smoking a cigar in a demolished bar.

Who won each battle was determined by fan voting prior to the publish date. This was also back in 1996 before Diana got written to be basically immune to the elements and Storm knocked her out with lightning.

The first time it happened, there was a thing about Odin making an exception for Kal-El, but that has since been retconned. I don’t recall Wonder Woman needing any exceptions, but she also didn’t use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn’t have been fair.

In one of the numerous Marvel/DC crossovers both Superman and Wonder Woman were able to lift Mjolnir.