A part of me actually wished that the Onion would have purchased InfoWars, but in secret, like maybe under a subsidiary corp that has a right-wing sounding name.

"Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. "

don’t change Infowars’ branding

"Founded in 1999 … InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses.

…

InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. … a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars."

I’m absolutely not disagreeing with you; I believe the onion will continue on doing “its thing” and keeping on-brand for both entities. Do exactly what you say and publish articles either believable or outlandish enough to break through to people

I love this meme and usually snortle every time I see it, but the text on this one has me full on giggling. Thanks for cheering me up 🥰

Caught a few in this post even

I love the mosses you have! And that looks like such a refreshing dip

Mine too o7

The best hangover cure I’ve ever found. Just have to get there, that’s the worst part

Not even that for me; most of the random things I want to add to my “to watch” list aren’t even on a streaming service

It was my third, but maybe I should take the evening off