Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn’t take it, said I’d have to rinse it off first

Feeble? But I think you meant futile? Idk.

That’s absolutely not true. It’s a clever backronym, but not the origin of the term.

You could do crawfish, they’re just tiny little lobsters

Toads are frogs

Are you stupid or something?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

Swamp swine

Bees!

Functional illiteracy

https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

Shut the fuck up, Donny, you’re out of your element

Par comes from the Latin word meaning equal and that usage predates the golf term by 300 years.

Uhhh… You think they plotted to kill people because of her music?

This was far-right, anti-lgbtq, “anti-woke” terrorism.

What the fuck

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants blinding everyone else LOL

I know it’s supposed to be trump but this almost reads like free-form poetry and it’s goddamn beautiful

I had one of these

Something something immigrant song