Imagine judging a complete stranger, based on a throwaway comment, over the entirely subjective effects of drugs.

“roughly”

uses seven significant figures

I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

Or both!

oh fuck

That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

Holy shit

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“threat”

He’s been here the whole time!

Fuck that. Tears from any hoofed mammal will do. Hell, I’ve used rabbit tears before and I could barely taste the difference.

Is this AI? Gross

No, it is not not a joke

That is so cool. I just checked and there’s two in plane mode and two in helicopter mode right now.

So are you like a crazy person?

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

The immaculate conception wasn’t Mary conceiving Jesus as a virgin, it was Mary being conceived without original sin.

Common mis-conception

They open inwards so it’s nearly impossible while the cockpit is pressurized. And if the windshield is iced over or something the pilots can open these windows to land.