Yeah, I just got the TestFlight access to Loops and it’s janky. A useable web UI would go a long way.

A sestina based on the rules is, formally speaking, easy. Ask me to write one that will be studied after centuries, and you’re asking for Petrarch.

It’s not so much a crucifix but a lowercase letter T for his low-testosterone he’s so obsessed with

The article said nothing about intellectual disability, but it did suggest some older people contextually from their complaints. Here’s an actual citation from one of the complaints that I think sums it up perfectly:

Now, i’m an intelligent [person], at least I consider myself that to be. I am a huge fan of elon musk and tesla. I only bit into this because it did sound too good to be true.

My phone plan just dropped the $10/month discount for autopay because they’re price-gouging shit garglers. The second I clicked on the “port out number” option, they put up a banner offering $10/mo off for the next year. I do appreciate not waiting three hours on the phone just to turn down the offer anyway. MVNO it is!

What the actual fuck? I’d send them a notarized bag of flaming dog shit.

Nah man, you want New Coke. Catch the wave.

They’re going full Australian coffee. YouTube medium shorts.

I’d make a Woody Allen joke but it just feels too soon… yi.

*Note: Some United flights may now divert underground to give The Boring Company more tax breaks

Tonight, on Saying That Last Little Bit that John Oliver Can’t Say…

A hot sugar water directly to the face without even asking for a hard seltzer

Stack on another “Free monitoring, 2 years”

For the love of god, defund MBAs.

I can’t stretch my dumb fingers to swipe down from the top with my thumb, one-handed, on a 14 or 15. The 13 mini is perfect.

You know what, it was the n+1 piece! Thank you!

There’s a NYT article somewhere, and I’ve been desperately trying to find it, about a woman who worked as some kind of real estate(?) call center AI augmenter. Essentially people would call in about listings or something, and she had to step in when the AI went off the tracks or didn’t know how to answer questions, matching its tone/inflection while refusing to acknowledge that there was a human stepping in. She ended up being super burnt out from the job. So the whole system was just super redundant, awful for the people working there, and as we’ve come to expect from AI, just a half-baked turd sold to some MBAs for a mint.

Edit: it was a n+1 piece, thanks @Tikiporch@lemmy.world

Solution: ipad starts to swivel, do a 360 and walk away

That and a set of kneepads.