I came here looking for the punch line, then realized this was not !dadjokes@lemmy.world

I have always taken the Zen Buddhist approach: “Make me one with everything.”

Reddit. When they implemented their API pricing, they could have been upfront, but instead they put words into the mouths of 3rd party developers. When the 3rd party developers posted the recordings of the conversations, Reddit doubled down instead of apologizing. At that point, I washed my hands of Reddit. People who will directly lie in the face of evidence cannot be trusted. I have not been back since.