Tattletale Times

Thank god I wasn’t that dumb, I would have died from embarrassment

I 100% agree so it makes this story even better.

A friend and his wife were at a social event and his wife was very early in pregnancy, they had only told their parents at this point. A 70-something year old man in a suit walks up to them out of the blue and says congratulations. They are taken aback because they didn’t even consider him referring to the pregnancy. He goes on to say he is a retired obstetrician and because of years of experience can just tell.

Ballsy move by the doc but he sure did know his stuff.

He was very embarrassed but it very well could have not been for him personally. Either way it was a dumbass thing to say!

He was very embarrassed and went for the adult diapers. My 17 year old gangly, awkward self didn’t help the situation at all either.

In highschool I worked at a pharmacy. 30-something man looks lost so I ask him if I can help him find something. He says diapers and I assume he’s a father so I stupidly say “the adult ones are right down there but you don’t need those ha ha, the baby diapers are down aisle 1”

You can guess the rest of the story…

I’m a simple man. I see a George Costanza meme and i upvote

They would also blame it on millennials