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I would like to order a baked bean airstrike on this position

That’s funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it’s something you should grow out of

I bought some cannabis gummies and they tried to give themselves to children!

I’m a little teamaker

Dogs are pretty dumb. Incomparably lovable, though

Waymo taxis are available to anyone in San Francisco. And they’re all over the place now. Yesterday I walked to the movies (about 1mi) and back home - I must’ve spotted 30 of them over the course of the day, and that might even be a lowball estimate

Some people are into that sort of thing

Hello, customer support?..Yes, air strike on my location, thank you

Just imagine the chaos when you run the microwave at the same time!

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

Now Even Faster™ with no exceptions thanks to “AI”

Now heres a real pozeur, icq used numbers!

There are leftists of many stripes in the fediverse, if a discussion on Lemmy.ml ruffles ones feathers because of the predominant politics of their users then yes, it sounds like someone’s precious bubble was burst.

Really, lemmy.ml? Not lemmygrad and not hexbear?

Maybe peek outside your tiny bubble for once if lemmy.ml is bursting it for you

It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65

Now I’m really curious to see Jim Carey’s vault

Smells like a slippery slope fallacy to me

first, I think it is easily challenged on first amendment grounds

second, I’m not an idiot and I know how to pirate shit

third, if things continue to accelerate towards disaster I believe CA is the least shitty place to enjoy a normal life (that happens to include porn, for me)

laughs in californian

Damn that restaurant has every angle of this thing figured out

Also the inspiration for the creation of stick-on googly eyes