Is Artie by chance a turkish van kitty? We have a turkish van who has markings and coloration very similar to Artie’s.

I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

Looks like the cat distribution system is working as intended.

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

I think Maude Lebowski was a better painter

Or tell them the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4

So if someone can ID middle left and bottom right, we’ll have the whole set

I recognize Mean Girls in the top left, but I have no clue on the others.

Middle aged ADHDer here

I rawdogged ADHD my entire life until I was diagnosed within the past year. I’ve been on atomoxetine, but its effectiveness for me isn’t worth a bucket of warm piss. I’m going to see my pysch in a little while and ask what my other treatment options are. So I may well become one of those using stimulant treatments.

Steven Segal

Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.

Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.

Cat 1’s inability to understand boundaries with cat 3. He (cat 1) gets along great with cat 2, and he thinks cat 3 is also his best friend, but cat 3? She hates him (he doesn’t respect her boundaries). And he tries to play with her in the middle of the night which means we get woken up by hissing and yelling and whatnot.

I love cat 1, don’t get me wrong. But he’s like a big dumb puppy in the shape of a cat.

Cat 1 - being picked up. Usually makes him very squirmy.

Cat 2 - being petted when she didn’t initiate affection.

Cat 3 - interacting with cat 1, she doesn’t like him, especially not in close proximity, which he hasn’t picked up on despite her hissing and smacking him regularly for the last seven years